Finn McCoul was the biggest and strongest giant in Ireland who built the Causeway.
One day a messenger came and gave Finn McCoul a note that said Angus, who was the biggest and strongest giant in Scotland, was going to fight with him.
(Author’s note: This is the same thing that happened to me in the playground two days ago!)
Finn McCoul had no problem with this. The next day Finn’s wife, Oonagh, told him that Angus was the biggest and strongest giant in the world and that he was two times bigger than Finn. Then Finn got worried.
That night Oonagh and Finn stayed up all night sewing enormous baby clothes.
The next morning, Finn dressed up like a baby. When Angus knocked on their front door, Oonagh opened it.
Angus said, “Where is Finn McCoul?”
Oonagh said that Finn was walking in the woods. Then the baby (AKA Finn) began to cry.
Angus said, “What is that?”
Oonagh said that it was their baby.
When Angus saw the baby, he got scared imagining how big the father must be if that was the size of his baby.
Angus ran out of the castle and crossed the Causeway as fast as he could.